Can I have your fork?
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— Ted to Karen, "Safety First". |
Ted is a very large, imposing man who lives in Dog River.
Biography
Season 1
At the Town Hall, a town meeting is held to solicit ideas to increase tourism in Dog River. Mayor Fitzy holds a vote on Ted's idea (who he calls Ed) but the townsfolk decide not to paint a big, pink smiley face on the town's water tower. ("World's Biggest Thing")
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Season 3
After Josh and then Hank quit as the busboy at the Ruby Cafe, Lacey hires Ted. He looms over Brent and Karen and insists on waiting while Karen's eats her salad so he can bus her fork and bowl. ("Safety First")
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Season 4
After Brent installs an air pump at Corner Gas that charges for air, a mob led by Davis, which includes Ted, demands that Brent re-install the old pump that doesn't charge for air. Ted keeps insisting that if the mob returns with torches, they should bring marshmallows too. ("One Piano, Four Hands")
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Main Characters |
Lacey Burrows • Wanda Dollard • Brent Leroy • Emma Leroy • Oscar Leroy • Karen Pelly • Davis Quinton • Hank Yarbo |
Recurring Characters |
Kirk Berkley • Brian • Wendy Carlyle • Darren • Toby Dillems • Dwight • Fitzy Fitzgerald • Francine • Frank • Al Goar • Wes Humboldt • Ian • Helen Jensen • Jane • Jenny • Josh the Cook • Paul Kinistino • Phil Kinistino • Phil Mallett • Molly • Alice Owen • Mertyl Runciman • Pete Stevens • Ted • Todd • Wade |
Family |
Ruby Burrows • Tanner Dollard • Carl Vaughn |
Minor Characters |
Bill • Celebrity Stars • Chris • Connie • David and Carol • Corky Dillems • Marvin Drey • Fred • Dr. Christine Garner • Heather • Helen • Joe • Jonathan • Kelly • Kyle • Bob Lang • Marko • Peter Moore • Pam • Peg • Rocket Ronnie • Stephen • Terry • Tiny Joe • Gus Tompkins • Yarbie |
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